1.Cocaine is yucky. I did it once: I was at a party; I was bored. I was like, 'Alright, I'll do a line.' Then I was just bored longer.
2.Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?
A: Must be an earthquake.
3.Q: Why was the blonde's brain the size of a pea after exercising?
A: It swelled up.
4.Q: Why do blondes smile when lightning flashes?
A: Because they think their picture is being taken.
5.Q: What do a blonde and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
A: Both have sucked up a lot of seamen.
6.Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.
Thats all for now